Next Up: Hancock

Posted on July 5, 2008
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I got a chance to see Hancock, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron, at the theater this weekend. I’ll be reviewing that movie next, and hope to post the review on Monday or Tuesday of this week.

Sometimes when I go to the movies there’ll be one or two action movies to choose from, but this time there were five movies that could qualify as an action movie: Hancock, Incredible Hulk, Get Smart, Wall-E, and Wanted. It’s a good time to be an action movie fan!

Review: Castle Keep

Posted on July 4, 2008
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Year: 1969
Director: Sydney Pollack
Starring: Burt Lancaster, Patrick O’Neal, Peter Falk, Astrid Heeren, Jean-Pierre Aumont
Kaboom Review Action Movie Rating: 44

Plot
During the winter of 1944, a small group of American soldiers hole up in an old castle and battle an overwhelming German advance.

Quick Review
Castle Keep deserves kudos for attempting to deliver a complex message in a war film, but deserves to be overlooked for its failure to accomplish its goals. The final battle can’t overcome the plodding, listless middle of the film.

Full Review
Castle Keep is a bizarre, wandering film. Half action film, half commentary on the nature of war, this film is one of Syndey Pollack’s weaker efforts. While I applaud the risks in making this more than a simple war film, the execution never takes shape. We’re left with a plodding and ineffective allegory on the nature of war versus art.

The film starts of interestingly enough. A small contingent of World War II American soldiers, led by a hard-nosed Major Falconer (Burt Lancaster) has been assigned to a Belgian castle behind the front lines. A count (Jean-Pierre Aumont) and his gorgeous wife (Astrid Heeren) own the castle, which is laden with art treasures. Soon after settling in to the castle, the major learns that the Germans are planning a major offensive that will lead them right over the castle. So far, so good.

From this point on, though, we come to Castle Keep’s biggest problem: the choppy, sluggish middle of the film. Here the film gets stuck in a debate over whether the soldiers should retreat, thus saving the castle and its art from certain destruction, or hold the castle and face an equally certain death at the hands of the Germans. The film largely degenerates into a debate on the destructive nature of war versus the creative nature of art.

The thought did occur to me that perhaps I just missed many of the finer points of this movie, that perhaps I was too stupid to appreciate the complex commentary. After all, the philosophical script raises some thought-provoking questions on the nature of man. Also, there are some potentially interesting subplots weaving through the larger debate on the nature of war. For example, the count—who is impotent—allows Major Falconer to sleep with his wife in hopes of prolonging his family line. Told not to fall in love with Falconer, the wife inexplicably falls for the brusque Major. Can we surmise that this symbolizes some sort of union between art as war and war as art, a theme which arises from time to time in the film?

But while these subplots and musings may have made the film into something more memorable, the film fails because it botches the execution. The loftly, artistic script overreaches itself. Humor scenes lack timing, and the philosophical lines are delivered with little impact. The subplots running through this portion of the film lack force as well. Too many scenes take too much time and go nowhere. Everything feels like a disjoint mess. The acting doesn’t help as well. Burt Lancaster does a decent job as a sharp inscrutable military mind, but the rest of the cast never reach their potential. Patrick O’Neal and Astrid Heerenn deserve particular mention for their ability to suck the energy out of their scenes. Even Peter Falk, who plays a baker turned soldier turned baker, disappoints. By the end, anything more profound that the film is trying to say gets lost in the jumble of slow.

The film does redeem itself with some loud, chaotic action at the end of the film, The climatic battle has some great explosions, some decent stunts, and ample ferocity. Yet here too the execution fails to impress. The timing of the battle gets lost, and much of the action is generic. Lastly—and you’ll know what I mean when you get to this point—what ever happened to the captured German tank?

The film does deserve points for trying to incorporate gorgeous women into a war film. We’ve got some fine looking prostitutes in the town, a striking baker’s wife, and the beautiful Astrid Heeren. However, Heeren is robotic in her role, and the other women don’t factor into the film enough to raise the rating much. From the hunk side of things, I suppose some of the soldiers were handsome enough, but an aging Burt Lancaster was not one of them.

In the end, Castle Keep deserves kudos for attempting to reach beyond a traditional war film, but deserves to be overlooked for its failure to accomplish its goals. The final battle can’t overcome the plodding, listless middle of the film.

Fun Fact
The castle set blew up and burned to the ground during filming. Portions of the set burning are shown in the film.

Score
Pace: 43
Plot: 36
Action: 48
Consistent Premise: 62
Script/Quotes: 41
Characters: 53
Acting: 55
Villain: 43
Body Count: 72
Time to First Dead Body: 16 minutes, 00 seconds
Babes: 57
Hunks: 36
Explosions: 78
Special Effects: 18
Stunts: 57
Ending: 71

Overall: 44 (Muddled Middle Messes Up Movie)

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Up Next: Castle Keep

Posted on July 4, 2008
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Life took some crazy turns over the past few months, but things have settled down again. With that, I hope to resume posting regular action movie reviews again. I’m going to aim for at least one per week, but I may well be able to go a bit faster.

First up after this long break will be Castle Keep, an old World War II movie from 1969. I hope to post this review later tonight.

Review: Jumper

Posted on February 25, 2008
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Year: 2008
Director: Doug Liman
Starring: Hayden Christensen, Samuel Jackson, Rachel Bilson, Jamie Bell
Kaboom Review Action Movie Rating: 53

Plot
A young man discovers he has the power to teleport.

Quick Review
The action, pace, and premise of Jumper are intriguing, but the weaknesses with unsatisfactory story development and equally shallow characters hold this film down. Disappointing to see this film not reach its potential.

Full Review
My greatest concern as I sat down to watch Jumper was that they would muck up the intriguing premise. When you give an individual the power to teleport, you run the risk of your movie falling apart in a hash of illogical plot holes. Well, I’m happy to report that the film does an admirable job of sticking to its premise. Unfortunately, other problems with Jumper keep this film entrenched in mediocrity.

In a lot of ways, Jumper feels like a half of a movie. The story starts nicely enough, as we see the fifteen-year-old David Rice (Hayden Christensen) learn of his teleportation (jumping) powers. After a somewhat plodding development into adulthood, we rejoin the 23-year-old bachelor living an egotistical life of world travel, parties, and self-gratification. And then everything changes in an instant when the Paladins—hunters of Jumpers—locate David in his urban penthouse. The rest of the movie is basically David and his girlfriend (Rachel Bilson) trying to escape the relentless Paladins, led by Roland (Samuel Jackson).

On the surface of things, this might not sound like such a bad movie, and it’s not. The movie had enough thrills to hold my interest. The action, although it gets a bit repetitive, is engaging and decently edited. There are some frantic jump fights amidst some spectacular cinematography. The film’s pace, with the exception of a few plodding spots, keeps moving things along briskly enough. Rachel Bilson helps with some nice eye candy from the female side, and Christensen (a Theo Epstein clone?) is pleasant on the eyes from the male side. The script is unmemorable, but suffices.

But one of the major problems with Jumper is that we simply don’t get enough answers. Why are the Paladins hunting the Jumpers? How do the Jumpers get their powers? Why is David’s mother who she is? I love mysteries in a movie, but you’ve got to give me some bones along the way. Jumper gives us lots of questions but few answers. The movie simply doesn’t build on its premise enough to sustain interest over its 88-minute length. The ending, in particular, leaves everything hanging and concludes nothing. In many ways, this film plays like an excellent pilot for a television series.

They might have gotten away with this secrecy and lack of information if they had created characters that were easy to care about, but David Rice is one amazingly shallow protagonist. In essence, the guy is a thief living a hedonistic life of luxury. In one defining scene David watches a news report of drowning flood victims. The reporter mentions that the people are certainly doomed because no one can get to them. David’s heroic response? He jumps to a London bar, has a one-night stand, and then jumps to go surfing. David’s shallowness has to be intentionally portrayed, but because David stays essentially the same throughout the film, there is little to like about the guy. The rest of the cast is essentially in the same vain. Millie, David’s girlfriend, shows little to endear her to audiences. Griffin, another jumper that meets David, is equally self-contained. In many ways, you get the sense that they’re saving all development for a sequel.

Jumper is quite mediocre in other ways as well. Christensen and Bilson never find any electricity in their love interest. Samuel Jackson acts convincingly, but his role is one-dimensional. On a bright note, Jamie Bell infuses his character with a frazzled, hunted vibe that makes his character the most intriguing in the film.

In the end, however, while the action, pace, and premise of this film are intriguing, the weaknesses with shallow story development and equally shallow characters hold this film down. It’s a shame, really, as this film has ample unrealized potential.

Score
Pace: 68
Plot: 48
Action: 63
Consistent Premise: 88
Script/Quotes: 58
Characters: 38
Acting: 50
Villain: 61
Body Count: 15
Time to First Dead Body: Unknown
Babes: 63
Hunks: 72
Explosions: 40
Special Effects: 77
Stunts: 60
Ending: 33

Overall: 53

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Up Next: Jumper

Posted on February 19, 2008
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I took in Jumper over the weekend. I will be posting a review later this week.

One of the big questions I had going into the film was whether they could hold the thing together in light of the film’s interesting yet potentially problematic premise: teleportation. I envisioned a film ridden with plot holes. But I won’t give anything away yet. Tune in later this week for the full Jumper review.

This will be the first 2008 film that I’ll review.

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